A must read for any visiting teams should they get lost and end up in our neighbouring town of stokesley where english is the second language!

(This is a work in progress...all contributions/definitions welcome)

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Chore n. 1. tedious or routine task, especially a domestic one. 2. Chris Hore 3. A Mush (see Mush).

Clems n. the testicles

Cowie

Cows Calf

Dd

Dave Pennock.  Kildales manager (see sproutcock)

Ding

Doyle

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fettle Getting your nob wet

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Gadge

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Moy v. 1. preceding stage to fettle

Mush n. 1. soft pulp 2. feeble sentimentality 3. maize porridge 4. hello□ mushy adj.

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Niff Chore n. 1. a tasty corn based bar snack. 2.A two digit aroma following moy-on (see moy) 

Oo

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Prat see fettle.

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Rr

Rarfy Darfy Ding Dong

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Saluations The Stowesley spelling of the word 'salutations' meaning hello (see mush)

Skinriver

Snaffle n. 1. a simple bit without a curb 2. colloq to steal; seize; appropriate

Snap v. 1. break suddenly 2. emit or cause to emit a sudden sharp sound or crack 3. speak irritably or spitefully 4. a snapshot 5. a card game of similarity 6. food

Snapometer n. a fool proof system for measuring the quality of snap

Sproutcock n. , adj. unfortunate/mis-shapen genitalia.

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Tipple v. 1. drink intoxicating liquor habitually 2. colloq a drink □ tippler n.

Titus Bramble

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Common Phrases and possible situations :

Asking for directions:

Non local (NL) :' Excuse me could you direct me to the mighty hibs broughton park stadia?'

Local(mush) : 'Is thou ding tell truth chore' (are you not very bright, now be honest)

NL: 'Eh?'

Mush : 'Get on raggy tash' (as you are a moustached gentleman i no longer wish to talk you )

Advice to NL - You appear to have angered the mush, carefully wind the car window up and drive slowly away avoiding eye contact......oh and shave the moustache off fella!

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