The Juveniles

Leading the Juveniles is Tom Hanks, pictured above with his old adversary DLF. Hibs tour ever present. On the long road back to recovery following his knee op last year and should make an appearance on the park. Captained his team well last year although a few of his team fell at the last hurdle last year and didn't make the Guinness Factory. Will feel happier with the Kraut along his side.  The Kraut, kept his ever present Dubliner status with a late booking, will be Tom's right hand man. His nose operation should leave things clear for a good performance this forthcoming weekend.
Lardhead, if ever there was an apt nickname!! Put in a great performance last time, another year older and another year wiser, he could be the Juvenile black beauty. Don't forget some shoes this year! Barry Norman, picked up a Beckham Injury to this foot on holiday, so won't be donning his boots, although I don't think it will interfere with his film reviews!!
The Minder aka Cheeky Boy Johnson. Again put in a find show last year although had difficulties persuading the authorities of his age. Will this boy come of age this year? George Best, pictured in one of his more sober moments. Hopefully will be a bit more tactful when speaking to the Landlady of Zanibar this year!! Tom Hanks will be looking for a bit of inspiration from this man.
The Slayer, still in rehab, doesn't have the 'Blair with the soar head' to contend with when he returns from the clubs in the wee hours. Looking for revenge in the golf and will do well in the karting. The first of the Juvenile Dublin Virgins, may have problems with the duration, but may provide a glimmer of hope on the ladies front.
Stoz - The second of the Juvenile Dublin Virgins. Hanks will be looking for a big performance on the park from this man, though I fear the worst in karting and on the course. A dark horse with the ladies, although Miss Smith will be after his blood if he strays from the straight and narrow!!
Missing in Action:-
Unfortunately Dave is missing again this year, hopefully will make a return next year which will no doubt stop Mr Blair from making a come back!!